Sidesk
"Really... it's not what you think."
Cyberbeast
When did the Jolly Green Giant start throwing up gang signs?
"Yo ho ho, bee-otch! Green Giant in the mother f*ckin' hiz-ouse!"
ElectraAlan
"SHE-HULK RUIN FAVORITE DRESS AGAIN! ARRRRRRRGH!!"
GlitterRock
"I shaved my pubic hair into an amusing shape. You all like?"
Cyberbeast
The pain of being Hal Sparks and having every woman you meet be taller than you.
TinaW
The pain of being Hal Sparks and having every woman you meet wonder about your sexual orientation.
Dita_DuPave
The pain of being Hal Sparks and have people ask you about the "I Love The..." specials constantly.
GlitterRock
The pain of being Hal Sparks. Period.
GlitterRock
"If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work!"
Cyberbeast
"Um, Coach, my head spun completely around after that last hit. Am I going to die?"
"Unless you're possessed, yes."
Porn_E_goat
Number 69's senior quote: "My head is very valuable to me."
TheDiva
"Unidentified aircraft, do you have any Grey Pupon? Over."
DocktorD
Their eyes locked in a gaze that, for the boy, lasted a lifetime. One day, he would be like Wolverine. One day, he would wear leather and use large quantities of hair products. One day, he would be a member of the New Village People.
GlitterRock
"You're my hero, Mr. Wolverine! I buy all 97 comics you appear in each month!"
"That's great, kid. You realize if no one rescues us, I'm gonna hollow you out for warmth, right?"
RodRocket
A scene from XXX-Men?