TheDiva
It's a little known fact that when the Bible says "Thou shalt not create idols," it was specifically referring to this show.
Cyberbeast
PUMAT: Jay Leno, Sharon Osbourne, and a zebra
meqal
Simon was not sure how to respond when Randy and Paula both asked him who had the better looking ass.
TinaW
It's class picture day at DS9!
JohnSteed
"FOOL! DOOM WANTS YUM YUMS!"
daupstart
Michael Jackson adjusts his cyrogenic chamber controls.
JohnSteed
All this just to protect his 8-track collection?
Cyberbeast
"Can I get a Coors Lite over here?"
elKapitan
"Quark, I'll try one Samuel Jackson."
(from off-camera) "GOOOOOOOOD MUTHA F*#@ING CHOICE ODO!!!"
JohnSteed
2-to-1 says he's ordering Jello shots.
TinaW
"Compulsory rehab, Sisko!"
Dita_DuPave
"Please do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball Captain, I just put it down for the night."
Cyberbeast
"I said trim the sideburns a *little*!"
AlanPartridge
You've never been impaled by a block of frozen pee from a nearby Plane? You need to live a little.
TheDiva
Jeez, LOOK at my reflection! I need to start moisturizing...