> Title: Space Coochie prt 1
> Author: S. Holliday
> Paring: J/7
> Rating: Pg-13 for AL, AC, SS and the DQ'S first ever
> space anatomy.
> Disclaimer: As this series is Paramount to my
> existence. So Paramount owns. The views expressed in
> this tale are my own imagination. So if this is not
> your cup of tea to bad.
> Summary: The title say's it all. (This is a joke)
> A/N: This fic is inspired by many of Tender ware’s
> uplifting stories which can be found at the Delta
> Quadrant of Venus.
> "Tom Report."
> "Captain it appears to be a spatial anomaly."
> "I'm aware of that. But is it me or dose that
> look like a...."
> "A vagina Captain I believe that is the word you
> are looking for." Tuvok intoned in his typical
> fashion. Janeway turned to him a look of perplexity
> spread across her face.
> "Uh Captain?"
> "Yes Tom."
> "It appears to be headed towards us."
> "What? Change course."
> "Inputting course change."
> "It's still coming." Ensign Kim replied from ops.
> "All hands this is the Captain Red Alert."
> "Captain we've just entered the anomaly."
> "Shields?" Janeway belted out.
> "Eighty percent and holding."
> "I didn't spend seven years in the Delta Quadrant
> battling Borg, Kazon, Species 8472 and the Hirogen
> die in spaces biggest kooty-kat."
> "Captain?" Chakotay questioned not understanding
> where this was going. Ignoring her first Janeway
> looked over to her most trusted confidant.
> "Tuvok do you think you can attempt a mild meld?"
> "Yes Captain but I will need some time to prepare."
> "Fine do what you need to do." Slapping her COM
> "Senior Staff report to the debriefing room in five
> minutes. Janeway out."
> Five minutes later Voyager's senior staff minus
> Tuvok sat in the debriefing room.
> "Report." Janeway said as she entered the room.
> a seat she waited. The Doctor was the first to
> "Captain Lt. Tuvok's initial observation was right
> anomaly is a vagina, I also have discovered that the
> anomaly will not willingly dispel Voyager for
> "Thirty-days. Why thirty-days?" Chakotay asked the
> female members of the crew all realized where this
> going except Seven and the male members.
> Taking point again the Doctor spoke. "The anomaly
> go thru it's menstruation cycle at that time it will
> release an egg."
> "An egg?" Janeway questioned.
> "Yes an egg to be fertilized." The Doctor intoned he
> was thinking how simple-minded humans were at times.
> "So what you're saying is there's a big pecker out
> "Yes Lt. Paris, A pecker as you put it is waiting
> to engage in copulation with species 6969." Seven
> stated as a few snickers were heard from Harry and
> Tom. Even Janeway seemed to smirk at the Borg's
> designation of the anomaly. Seven sat not
> the humor that the others had found.
> "Let me get this straight, if we are not expelled
> from this anomaly in thirty-days we might be rammed
> death. No pun intended." Janeway intoned as a wry
> smile began to form.
> "Yes Captain." Was Seven's rejoinder?
> "Okay dismissed lets hope this works."
> Tuvok floated outside the ship preparing
> himself for the mind meld. Placing his hands on the
> walls of he began.
> "Your mind to my mind, my thoughts to your
> "Status." Janeway barked out.
> "Tuvoks life signs are normal, the creature seems to
> reacting." Janeway began to relax.
> "Wait Captain Tuvoks breathing has become labored
> departure is rising."
> "Beam him to sick bay now."
> "Tuvok is in sick bay."
> "Seven of Nine to Captain Janeway."
> "Go Ahead Seven."
> "Captain I have found something in Astrometrics I
> think you should see."
> "On my way. Commander you have the bridge." As
> she headed for the turbo-lift.
> Standing in Astrometics Seven of Nine looked over
> data she had collected. As the doors slid open and
> Janeway walked in.
> "Species 6969 did not take to the meld."
> "I am aware of that Captain I've already spoken to
> Doctor the advised treatment should have Lt. Tuvok
> back on his feet in no time." Seven replied in her
> normal Borg tone.
> "Hmm" Was all the older woman could manage.
> "Captain I believe I have a solution for the
> Janeway was now all ears. Taking a step closer to
> former drone the redhead waited with baited breath.
> "Captain if I initiate the "release" or
> of the anomaly. It will expel Voyager from
> it, Captain?" Seven asked a hint of something other
> than her normal Borg tone creeping thru.
> "I'm sorry Seven." Oh sure you are Katie you where
> thinking of her climaxing under you. Janeway did her
> best to quite that little voice that chided her
> whenever Seven was near.
> "Seven how do you intended to climax, I
> "Captain I intended to use my Borg encased hand, to
> stimulate the creature then use my nanoprobes to
> species 6969 to orgasm, basically I'm going to give
> a hand job."
> "(Cough)Seven?" Janeway said an eyebrow rising at
> the ex-borgs colorful language.
> "Captain are you alright?" Seven asked moving
> Janeway was now aware of the other woman’s own sex
> close to her hand hands.
> "I'm fine Seven, how long will it take you to
> "I am ready Captain I've already mad the
> necessary adjustments to the nanoprobes; once I
> to stimulate the anomaly I'll release the
> nanoprobes and beam back aboard Voyager the climax
> should occur quickly, Captain I also think we should
> to red alert. The anomaly is going to shoot her
> Seven finished in her typical Borg tone. As Janeway
> caught a glimmer in her eye. My, my Seven when this
> all over I'm going t o have to try those implants of
> yours out.
> Janeway did her best to try and quite that little
> voice but the truth was she didn’t want to. Ten
> minutes later Seven was beamed out of Voyager. She
> floated in the big coochie until she managed to
> herself against one of the walls. Moving up out of
> vast hole she began to move up the folds. A very
> tricky maneuver seeing as how she was stimulating
> creature as she moved thru. As she reached the large
> nub Seven began to her mesh encased hand all over
> protruding nerve.
> Seven knew she didn't have much time, which is why
> she had to re-modulate her nanoprobes so Voyager
> maintain a lock on her bio-signature. As Seven began
> feel the juices from the creature she allowed her
> assimilation tubules to protrude from her hand to
> release the nanoprobes.
> In a haze of blue-light Seven was transported to
> the sick bay.
> "Seven stay still please I just need to check and
> sure you are alright." The EMH intoned. His semi
> held shining as he read over his tricorder. The
> to sick bay swooshed open as the captain came in.
> breath was caught as the sight of the woman before
> Seven's hair had become become unraveled and a
> sheen of sweat glistened her features. There was
> familiar smell of sex wafting thru the air.
> "How are you Seven?" Janeway asked a little curious
> Seven's first sexual encounter.
> "I will be fine once the Doctor finishes his
> examination I can go get cleaned up." Seven intoned.
> "You may go Seven but you need a full eight-hours of
> regeneration in the next forty-eight hours to
> for the loss of the nano-probesa."
> "Yes Doctor."
> "Seven when your done will you meet me in my ready
> room." Janeway asked a hint of command entering her
> "As you wish." Seven then left to regenerate.
> Janeway sat at her desk as the doors to her
> ready room chimed.
> "Enter." She called the doors opened to reveal the
> beautiful blonde this side of the Delta Quadrant.
> "Captain you wished to see me?"
> "Yes I did. Seven I must say you did an excellent
> today. I think you deserve a commendation."
> "That is not necessary Captain."
> "Oh but it is ." Janeway said with a smile.
> To be continued...
> What kind of commendation does the Captain want to
> give Seven. Where's the Giant Pecker? And what
> if the two hook up. Find out in the next exciting
> installment of Space Coochie.