JMShearer
So, do you think that thing vacuum-seals his freshness in?
Mattteus
Laugh damn you! he's roasting a banana!
Mattteus
He put it in a bun now! it's funny! GODDAMN IT LAUGH YOU LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES!! *kids start crying*
Zee
Bizarro and Solomon Grundy, back when they were burn outs going to community college.
eber3
Hold on Superman, gotta empty the Batwang.
AlexGariepy
*pulls out hamburger, munches*
"... What?"
rickubis
Yo! Catwoman! I got ya batarang right HERE!
RodRocket
"Uhhhh, let's see, here..... Bat-Shark Repellant. No, that's only good on bat-sharks.... Bat Sleep.... Bat Laser.... Bat Condoms.... Bat Anti-Diarrheal.... Bat Nail Clippers.... Bat Debit Card.... Key to the Wayne Manor liquor cabinet (heh-heh, sorry Alfred....)... Hey! Vicky Vale's telephone number! Been lookin' for that.... Ummmm, now where the HELL is that flippin' Batarang?"
gleeb
.oO Hmm, putting on some weight. Have to let it out a notch. Oo.
rickubis
Gotta get it open...gotta get it open...gotta get it open...when in the hell is the Batmodium gonna start to work?
meqal
oO(This is the last time I walk in on Batman and Robin without knocking.)Oo
Cyberbeast
Robin: "Batman, I got your cape looking FAB-U-LOUS!"
Batman: "Give me that Bedazzler, what the hell is the matter with you?!"
GlitterRock
"This fluorescent light will now detect if there's any semen stains on Batman's ... cape.... ohmygod...."
GlitterRock
Jayna: "Gleek, don't! That's my-- "
(bite--CRUNCH! Batteries fall out)
"Sh*t. Well, this camping-trip's ruined!"
GlitterRock
*Zan puts in the hot dog... then slides it out a little... then puts it back in... slides it back out...*
"Mmmm Aquaman..."
"What was that, Zan?"
"Ididn'tsayanything!"