AntiHero
"...but you can't take away my gun, chief! I'm a detec-ANOTHER UFO!" *BANG BANG*
Mattteus
get's me all excited just thinking about it *adjusts himself*
gleeb
"Park. Steven speaking. How may I direct your call?"
Mattteus
yeah, can I speak with Chitter The Squirrel in the young oak tree?
rickubis
I'd like to report 3 dead squirrels with their necks broken. It was self-defence. They were going for my nuts.
daupstart
"Then I killed the guy by shoving my finger of death way up his ass. I believe it was this finger.
Dita_DuPave
Doctors everywhere desperately try to help Seagal make a facial expression!
meqal
Bob Ross' paint by coke sets sold well but not many happy trees were made from them.
SweetHeart666
Meanwhile, in the Brown/Houston breakfast nook...
Cyberbeast
"But, I am too a senator!"
"No, see right here where the sticker that says U.S. Senate is peeling off and under it it says Blockbuster Video, that's a dead giveaway."
"......................shut-up."
Mattteus
...but I'm a black woman. Whose picture is this on my ID?
Cyberbeast
We now return to "The Young Joe Pesci's Mother From Goodfellas Chronicles", already in progress...
Zee
Imelda Marcos: Faithhealer.
Cyberbeast
"We're the Committee for the Democratic *Agenda*, and we're going to fuck you up!"
gleeb
When you're a Democratic Policy Committee Member,
You're a Democratic Policy Committee Member all the way!
From your first lobbyist,
To your last, dying day!